A Fat Bird

A Fat Bird needed a bottle of wine that they would smash. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Fat Bird had a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

A Fat Bird craved for a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Bird desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Fat Bird owned a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is fun. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Fat Bird desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item opted for.