Exceptional Bird

Exceptional Bird always carried a set square that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

Exceptional Bird desperately craved for a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

Exceptional Bird desired a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

Exceptional Bird desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Bird always carried a condom that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was exciting. Honestly, a condom of all things.

Exceptional Bird needed a tomato that they would often smash. It would have been a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.