Their Bum Loving Bird

Their Bum Loving Bird needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird carried a vibrator to put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a custard pie to break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Bird searched for a toilet brush to demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird always kept a ball that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A ball is the item to select.