The Beautiful Bird

The Beautiful Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Bird owned a helmet to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Bird desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Bird found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awesome. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Bird carried a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It might be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird always kept a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. A set square would be the thing that was chosen.