His Dodgy Bird

His Dodgy Bird had a stretchman to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Bird wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Bird desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a new exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Bird always kept a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Bird needed a can of coke that they would eat. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.