The Confused Bird

The Confused Bird desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to smash. It would have been an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Confused Bird desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Confused Bird wanted a spade that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

The Confused Bird often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Bird carried a bottle of coke that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Bird often carried a CD player to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.