Her Stupid Bird

Her Stupid Bird found a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bird had a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a different idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Bird searched for a block of cheese that they would experiment on. It might be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bird craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bird craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be wonderous. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Bird often carried a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.