The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird needed a cheese grater to eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Nervous Bird needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Bird found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Nervous Bird had a wig to share. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Bird desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.