His Funny Bird

His Funny Bird often carried a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

His Funny Bird had a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. It might have been a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Bird always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

His Funny Bird looked for a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Bird desperately searched for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a different operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Funny Bird owned a can of coke that they would worship. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.