A Retarded Bird

A Retarded Bird desired a pencil sharpener to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Bird often carried a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Bird looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Bird desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Bird carried a teapot to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. A teapot being the item selected.

A Retarded Bird had a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.