The Horny Bird

The Horny Bird needed a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Horny Bird owned a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Horny Bird desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to experiment on. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Horny Bird desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Horny Bird looked for a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was wonderful. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Horny Bird desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It is a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.