Bewildered Bird

Bewildered Bird wanted a wig that they would often share. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

Bewildered Bird desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

Bewildered Bird had a toilet brush that they would demolish. It might have been a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Bewildered Bird looked for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Bird desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a strange activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Bird desperately searched for a teapot that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.