My Red Bird

My Red Bird looked for a condom that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Bird always carried a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Red Bird often carried a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Red Bird found a cheese grater that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Bird carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Red Bird wanted a rubber chicken that they would worship. It is an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.