The Famous Bird

The Famous Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Famous Bird desperately looked for a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a new idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Bird had a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Famous Bird often carried a CD player to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Bird had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Bird desired a CD player that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.