The Grumpy Bird

The Grumpy Bird often carried a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Bird desperately desired a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

The Grumpy Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Bird searched for a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bird desired a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Bird always had with them a pen that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.