The Foolish Bird

The Foolish Bird looked for a pen that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Bird looked for a pint of beer to demolish. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Foolish Bird always had with them a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Bird desperately desired a bat to smash. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.