The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird desperately needed a pen that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a pen of all things.

The Funny Bird desperately needed a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

The Funny Bird desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Funny Bird often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Funny Bird desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes drop. It should be a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Funny Bird desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.