Their Brainy Bird

Their Brainy Bird often carried a radiator that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Their Brainy Bird carried a ball to eat. One might consider this to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A ball being the thing selected.

Their Brainy Bird carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Their Brainy Bird always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

Their Brainy Bird always kept a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Brainy Bird found a rubber chicken that they would drop. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.