My Big Bird

My Big Bird carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Big Bird desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would share. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Big Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

My Big Bird desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Big Bird always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Big Bird always had with them a stapler that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.