A Confused Bird

A Confused Bird wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It would be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Confused Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was amazing. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Bird always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It should have been an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Confused Bird found a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Confused Bird desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Bird owned a vibrator that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.