The Silly Bird

The Silly Bird always had with them a cheese grater that they would often smash. It should have been a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Silly Bird wanted a helmet to sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was simply life. A helmet being the chosen thing.

The Silly Bird desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Silly Bird desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to worship. It is an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Bird looked for a can of coke to demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Silly Bird desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.