The Different Bird

The Different Bird desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Different Bird always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Different Bird had a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Different Bird looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Bird found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Different Bird desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.