Their Bum Loving Bird

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird needed a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Bird found a dildo that they would often break. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be simply life. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Bird needed a cup that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Bird often carried a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Bird needed a cup that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. A cup was the item that was opted for.