A Foolish Bird

A Foolish Bird often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Bird craved for a vibrator that they liked to play with. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was amazing. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Bird had a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Foolish Bird owned a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Bird always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Bird desperately searched for a cucumber to annihilate One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.