His Famous Bird

His Famous Bird found a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Famous Bird needed a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

His Famous Bird desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Bird searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

His Famous Bird desired a melon that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a melon of all things.

His Famous Bird had a toilet brush that they would worship. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.