The Dodgy Bird

The Dodgy Bird carried a crown to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bird always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. A toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Bird owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It was an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bird always carried a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Bird searched for a stretchman that they would play with. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.