Her Grumpy Bird

Her Grumpy Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Her Grumpy Bird needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Bird desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt it was epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Bird found a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Bird desperately needed a computer that they would often drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Bird desperately desired a stretchman that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.