Depressed Bird

Depressed Bird often carried a stretchman that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Depressed Bird needed a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Depressed Bird always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Depressed Bird craved for a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Depressed Bird desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Depressed Bird desperately needed a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.