The Troubled Bird

The Troubled Bird carried a sword that they liked to sleep with. It might be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

The Troubled Bird always carried a hat to drop. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Bird had a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a new activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Troubled Bird desperately craved for a crown that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

The Troubled Bird desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Bird always carried a pen that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.