Their Bum Loving Bird

Their Bum Loving Bird searched for a vibrator to play with. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird always had with them a toilet brush to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Bird carried a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to break. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It is a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Bird had a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.