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in #bird6 days ago

Careful Bird carried a wig to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a new action, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Careful Bird carried a helmet that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

Careful Bird desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

Careful Bird desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

Careful Bird desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Careful Bird desired a vibrator that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

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