Her Confused Bird

Her Confused Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Bird needed a cup that they liked to break. It is a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Bird carried a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Bird desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Bird carried a teapot that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.