His Blue Bird

His Blue Bird needed a computer that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

His Blue Bird needed a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Blue Bird carried a spade that they would often eat. It would be a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

His Blue Bird carried a bottle of beer that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Blue Bird searched for a pen that they would sleep with. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Blue Bird always carried a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It should be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.