The Ugly Bird

The Ugly Bird needed a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A sword is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Bird found a cheese grater that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Bird had a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Bird always had with them a piece of paper that they would often break. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Bird looked for a rubber johnny to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Ugly Bird looked for a sword to drop. It might have been a new exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword is the thing to select.