Her Brainy Bird

Her Brainy Bird owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Her Brainy Bird owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Bird wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Her Brainy Bird had a dildo that they would occasionally share. It would be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Brainy Bird found a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Bird looked for a set square that they liked to cuddle. It was a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item selected.