The Funny Bird

The Funny Bird found a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.

The Funny Bird carried a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Funny Bird owned a porno magazine that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Funny Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Bird found a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Bird carried a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be spectacular. A computer was the chosen item.