A Depressed Bird

A Depressed Bird always kept a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Bird always kept a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Bird needed a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Depressed Bird found a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

A Depressed Bird craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Bird always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.