The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird desperately looked for a custard pie to embrace. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Fucking Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Fucking Bird desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Bird desired a sword to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird desperately searched for a vibrator to annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it