Retarded Bird

Retarded Bird wanted a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Bird often carried a cup that they liked to annihilate It should be an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

Retarded Bird desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Bird desperately searched for a stapler to throw. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

Retarded Bird always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be epic. A set of lego would be the item chosen.

Retarded Bird needed a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it was sublime. A CD player of all things.