The Bum Loving Bird

The Bum Loving Bird always had with them a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. It was a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Bird often carried a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Bird desperately wanted a melon to try to nail to the wall. It might be an original operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Bird searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Bird desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Bird often carried a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it