The Talented Bird

The Talented Bird looked for a can of Tango that they would throw. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Talented Bird desperately needed a condom that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom having that done to it

The Talented Bird needed a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Bird had a porno magazine that they liked to sleep with. This seems a funny activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Talented Bird owned a melon that they would often put up their bum. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Talented Bird desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.