The Ugly Builder

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The Ugly Builder desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Builder desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Ugly Builder looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Builder found a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Builder needed a cup that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Builder needed a radiator that they would often throw. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.