Weary Builder

Weary Builder found a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

Weary Builder desperately desired a dildo that they would break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

Weary Builder desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would put on his head. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Builder often carried a cucumber that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Weary Builder always carried a pen that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Builder owned a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.