Their Weary Builder

Their Weary Builder desperately needed a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Weary Builder desperately craved for a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It was a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Builder desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Weary Builder desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Builder, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Weary Builder carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Builder desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was selected.