A Grumpy Builder

A Grumpy Builder desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Builder found a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Builder desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Builder owned a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Builder desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Builder desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.