The Beautiful Builder

The Beautiful Builder searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Builder always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Builder desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Builder always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Builder found a set square that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Builder desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.