A Bewildered Builder

A Bewildered Builder searched for a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange thought, to some, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Bewildered Builder wanted a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Builder craved for a teapot that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Builder wanted a melon that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Builder often carried a dildo to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Builder needed a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It would have been an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to select.