The Angry Builder

The Angry Builder desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.

The Angry Builder often carried a condom that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Builder owned a sponge that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Angry Builder wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Builder desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Builder always kept a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea is fun. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.