The Nervous Builder

The Nervous Builder always kept a computer that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Builder desired a condom that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Builder always carried a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Builder wanted a sponge that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Builder owned a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Builder wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.