Retarded Builder

Retarded Builder owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Retarded Builder had a pint of beer to demolish. This is certainly an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was fun. A pint of beer is the item to choose.

Retarded Builder always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an original thought, to you, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Builder desperately searched for a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Retarded Builder searched for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Builder desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.